some humor to space out the serious or space out your mind!!

Ok, you notice as you walk down the line that there is a fresh crop of purple, ripe, and ready to be plucked. As you wrap your delicious fingers around the rotting stem you turn to look at the time. Oh man, you realize, my fingers really do taste good. As if all the moons in the sky started to look at you and smile you trip over your fingers and land in a pond full of assorted doll parts. You start to ask yourself, " how do ducks float on this again?" and than you realize that they don't they just waddle. Woah, trippy, you say like a clown whose smile is too big for his painted features. Who turned the lights off? says all the ducks waddling across the assorted doll part pond. you turn to tell them that your aunt prefers to keep them one when you realize that is somewhat of a sentence fragment but by the time you finish the thought the pond is floating in a gigantic sea. before it crosses your mind that a pond cannot float, you stand up and say I am done with this as you press the exit button and close the picture window. But you realize mayby I do have a computer virus and turn back to the screen but it is too late. the screen is melted and you have 10 dead baby gophers in your hand wondering why did I sniff so much glue?